..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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