my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this just has baby written all over it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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