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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 30, 11 at 2:34pm

    Matronly means "like an old lady." You meant motherly, which is disturbing, so I'm going to pretend you meant "nurturing."

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 30, 11 at 8:13pm

      "Matronly" is cool if she can take her teeth out...

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 30, 11 at 2:46pm

    You must suck out the poison!

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 30, 11 at 2:51pm

      it was a cactus!

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        Submitted by porksword on Dec 30, 11 at 3:21pm

        Then she must take out the prick!

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 30, 11 at 3:30pm

          bahahaaa very nice

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    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 30, 11 at 2:00pm

    Yeah... Soup and blow jobs just like mom used to make...

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 30, 11 at 3:40pm

    Marry this girl

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 30, 11 at 2:12pm

    Was it cream of sum yung guy?

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    Submitted by spicy_mustard on Dec 31, 11 at 3:06am

    I just hope he doesn't have a stomach bug and the drizzlin shits

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 30, 11 at 2:47pm

    Keeper!

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 30, 11 at 2:16pm

    Did you lose a bet and have to Te-blow him?