I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Matronly means "like an old lady." You meant motherly, which is disturbing, so I'm going to pretend you meant "nurturing."
"Matronly" is cool if she can take her teeth out...
You must suck out the poison!
it was a cactus!
Then she must take out the prick!
bahahaaa very nice
Yeah... Soup and blow jobs just like mom used to make...
Marry this girl
Was it cream of sum yung guy?
Egg drop soup.
I just hope he doesn't have a stomach bug and the drizzlin shits
Did you lose a bet and have to Te-blow him?