Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
