Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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