just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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