Will you blow on my dice?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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