Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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