Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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