i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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