Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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