Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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