I need help removing her.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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