is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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