that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
tell me about the fingering
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