don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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