We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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