I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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