that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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