I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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