i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
