Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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