...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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