So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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