Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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