I want to have your abortion
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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