Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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