I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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