i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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