I just saw a hot homeless man
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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