i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Houston, we have a blender
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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