I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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