Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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