Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize