My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
tell me about the fingering
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