OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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