She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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