can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have post one night stand depression
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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