I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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