NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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