so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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I hope you're the babysitter.
What if it's the dad's friend or something staying overnight for whatever reason? It doesn't have to be a woman.
i'm sure she's a fucking home wrecker.
the way she's saying 'he' 'his wife' 'his daughter'
if she was a babysitter she'd say 'the dad' 'the girl' 'the mom'.
piece of shit. and really, why would you leave the toothbrush?? i'm sure the wife isn't dumb enough to think her daughter went and got a second one. maybe there's a history and the husband pretended he wasn't seeing her anymore [thus she knew the name?]
Maybe as an "I know you're sleeping with my husband" hint.
For obvious fucking reasons, 4:53(2)
No 4:57 NO I DONT WANT TO NOOOO D:
ok ok ok ..
i'm the OP..
the tooth brush was one of a guy friends of mine, no we're not sleeping together, but his wife believes we are, so when she found out I stayed the night after going to the bar with her hubby one night she decided to put my name on the toothbrush as a "slap in the face"....we thought it was funny
clarify next time mang, we all have whores on the mind
and there is no 4:52.
maybe you should sit this one out, 4:55
i really hope you're a babysitter, nanny, (ect)
or their relationship is going nowhere.
wow so that sound fucked up
i just hope this is a babysitter. and what the hell does OP mean!?
I agree with 6:41. If you re-read it from that perspective it makes more sense. A guy would be more inclined to mention that it was purple and glittery, to emphasize the weirdness of having his name put on it.
this would be a good mad libs if you could replace toothbrush.
im not twisted enought to go there but use ur imagination
This is either very considerate or very passive-aggressive. So which one is it???
Lol.. What a smarmy and fabulous way to let that bitch know!
Just a thought.. at no point does this text even say they hooked up... it could be a guy or a girl.. who just slept over or not even.. the whole text could just be their way of telling a friend that this guy's wife is anal and OCD...
Need a weird voting button...
Dear TFLN, when I visit this website I expect to read, laugh, and carry on..not play fucking nancy drew trying to decode these..
omg did anyone see the post from the OP? why are people still guessing?
maybe she put poison on the toothbrush to kill u, and she put your name on it so u use it......
maybe they are into 3 ways and the wife could give a fuck less cause she gets cock hwerever she wants
if it was the guys friend who sent the text then he would have used names
weird voting button should be thumbs up with a knife.
wow i admiew that wife's level of passive aggressive bitchyness...
I've read this five times and I still don't understand what the fuck you're talking about, OP.
Oops, I meant 4:52(1) :'(
Hell I would have just moved hers out and put mine where hers used to be!
Yeah, I want to know who the fuck OP is to the family..it's a bit odd..
clearly 5:31 husband/boyfriend/etc. cheated on her- she's probably ugly anyways!
Veeeery passive-aggressive. You go, woman.
Maybe she has some toothbrush keeping man toys too? Maybe she doesn't mind the chick fucking her husband?
even better if the OP is a dude! :D
Remind me again why everyone gets so defensive over a plausibly fake text message? \nIt's a website for laughs. Give it a try sometimes. Besides OP clarified the text for everyone.
Yeah, you show her whos boss!
8:02, if his wife was anal he wouldn't be boning the babysitter.
It's obvious she's the other girl and it's obvious she's awesome. If only my bf's wife did considerate stuff like that for me :)
Thanks, 5:32, I'll remember that.
6:45/46 whatever, that's not something to be proud of.
What a hilarious text from last night! I bet you wish you never sent that one OP!
Remember 4:56, down the lane not across the street.
OP=Original Poster. It's the person who sent the text.
Or they could be Poly
This is actually funny, if in context, the girl is just a random girl the hubby fucks.
FUCK 4:53, i fail at life. i'll go cut my wrists now.
i'm sure it's something simple, but out of context, it sounds really dirty, hahaha!
actually 6:52 i'm happy to say no mans ever cheated on me, i've never cheated on them, i'm fucked regularly by my sexy bioyfriend and my ass is as perky as a ten year old boys.
oh and unlike you i have a personality.
not to mention dignity because from your defensive response i can suppose that you yourself are a cheating cunt.
Thank you southern VA for showing how Hick you are
He's fuckin this chick cause his wife's a dumb fat lazy cunt and doesn't want to fuck her anyways.
Hahahahahahah. That was me.
how is this a bad night? I think it's hilarious
Thanks for clearing it up OP. I was very upset when I read this... b/c it breaks every rule a good whore should follow. Since there was no sex, no broken rules.
I see the humor now.
label maker labels stick to toothbrushes?
what do ya know they do. but why would you do that?
The lable said "WHORE"
Hahahahah this is what my dad does for My twelve year old frends :)
Oh yeah. I'm 12
ah, 4:50 here. I just got it.
It's still fucking stupid though.
Golden! 4:50 you're just dense.
definitely sounds like it was written by a guy...
Maybe it's just one text from a whole back and forth conversation. OP could have used "the dad/mom" or names in a previous text. Maybe it's the husband's sibling that's staying over. It's funnier this way though, which is why they posted it this why.
6:46 is NOT a slut... no matter what you were thinking...she is sooo not a whore.
chill out I brake up relationships like all the time( always dating and not wed). I can't remeber the last time I was dating someone who was not someone elses gf. It's life, get with the
this dudes wife is either ver ycunning or way too anal.
HAHA there is no such thing as passive aggressive, its just aggressive. and its FUNNY!