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  • I hope you're the babysitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:48pm
  • What if it's the dad's friend or something staying overnight for whatever reason? It doesn't have to be a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Maybe as an "I know you're sleeping with my husband" hint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:02pm
  • i'm sure she's a fucking home wrecker. the way she's saying 'he' 'his wife' 'his daughter' if she was a babysitter she'd say 'the dad' 'the girl' 'the mom'. piece of shit. and really, why would you leave the toothbrush?? i'm sure the wife isn't dumb enough to think her daughter went and got a second one. maybe there's a history and the husband pretended he wasn't seeing her anymore [thus she knew the name?] sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:31pm
  • For obvious fucking reasons, 4:53(2)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:54pm
  • No 4:57 NO I DONT WANT TO NOOOO D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:01pm
  • i really hope you're a babysitter, nanny, (ect) or their relationship is going nowhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm
  • and there is no 4:52. maybe you should sit this one out, 4:55

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:57pm
  • ok ok ok .. i'm the OP.. the tooth brush was one of a guy friends of mine, no we're not sleeping together, but his wife believes we are, so when she found out I stayed the night after going to the bar with her hubby one night she decided to put my name on the toothbrush as a "slap in the face"....we thought it was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:34pm
    • clarify next time mang, we all have whores on the mind

      Submitted by briforce on Mar 18, 10 at 9:05am
  • wow so that sound fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:48pm
  • i just hope this is a babysitter. and what the hell does OP mean!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:02pm
  • This is either very considerate or very passive-aggressive. So which one is it???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:15pm
  • this would be a good mad libs if you could replace toothbrush. im not twisted enought to go there but use ur imagination

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:50pm
  • I agree with 6:41. If you re-read it from that perspective it makes more sense. A guy would be more inclined to mention that it was purple and glittery, to emphasize the weirdness of having his name put on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Lol.. What a smarmy and fabulous way to let that bitch know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Need a weird voting button...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Just a thought.. at no point does this text even say they hooked up... it could be a guy or a girl.. who just slept over or not even.. the whole text could just be their way of telling a friend that this guy's wife is anal and OCD...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:02am
  • Dear TFLN, when I visit this website I expect to read, laugh, and carry on..not play fucking nancy drew trying to decode these..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:25pm
  • if it was the guys friend who sent the text then he would have used names

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:51pm
  • maybe they are into 3 ways and the wife could give a fuck less cause she gets cock hwerever she wants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:41am
  • maybe she put poison on the toothbrush to kill u, and she put your name on it so u use it......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:48pm
  • omg did anyone see the post from the OP? why are people still guessing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:05pm
  • wow i admiew that wife's level of passive aggressive bitchyness...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm
  • weird voting button should be thumbs up with a knife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:49am
  • I've read this five times and I still don't understand what the fuck you're talking about, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Oops, I meant 4:52(1) :'(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Hell I would have just moved hers out and put mine where hers used to be!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Yeah, I want to know who the fuck OP is to the family..it's a bit odd..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Veeeery passive-aggressive. You go, woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm
  • clearly 5:31 husband/boyfriend/etc. cheated on her- she's probably ugly anyways!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Maybe she has some toothbrush keeping man toys too? Maybe she doesn't mind the chick fucking her husband?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:40pm
  • definitely passive-aggressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:17pm
  • even better if the OP is a dude! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Yeah, you show her whos boss!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Remind me again why everyone gets so defensive over a plausibly fake text message? \nIt's a website for laughs. Give it a try sometimes. Besides OP clarified the text for everyone.

    Submitted by princessfrogley on Apr 6, 12 at 8:21am
  • Awk.....

    Submitted by mlecir on Jun 20, 11 at 4:56pm
  • 6:45/46 whatever, that's not something to be proud of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:58pm
  • It's obvious she's the other girl and it's obvious she's awesome. If only my bf's wife did considerate stuff like that for me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:08pm
  • What a hilarious text from last night! I bet you wish you never sent that one OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:17pm
  • 8:02, if his wife was anal he wouldn't be boning the babysitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:08am
  • Or they could be Poly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Thanks, 5:32, I'll remember that. -4:56

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Awwwwkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrddddd........

    Submitted by AprilMay62 on Apr 29, 10 at 3:41am
  • FUCK 4:53, i fail at life. i'll go cut my wrists now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:56pm
  • 8:02 OP=Original Poster. It's the person who sent the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Remember 4:56, down the lane not across the street.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:32pm
  • i'm sure it's something simple, but out of context, it sounds really dirty, hahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:22pm
  • This is actually funny, if in context, the girl is just a random girl the hubby fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:03pm
  • actually 6:52 i'm happy to say no mans ever cheated on me, i've never cheated on them, i'm fucked regularly by my sexy bioyfriend and my ass is as perky as a ten year old boys. oh and unlike you i have a personality. not to mention dignity because from your defensive response i can suppose that you yourself are a cheating cunt. cheers. -5:31

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:15am
  • He's fuckin this chick cause his wife's a dumb fat lazy cunt and doesn't want to fuck her anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:44am
  • Thank you southern VA for showing how Hick you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Hahahahahahah. That was me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Thanks for clearing it up OP. I was very upset when I read this... b/c it breaks every rule a good whore should follow. Since there was no sex, no broken rules. I see the humor now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:11am
  • how is this a bad night? I think it's hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:04pm
  • The lable said "WHORE"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:48am
  • Hahahahah this is what my dad does for My twelve year old frends :) Oh yeah. I'm 12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:21pm
  • label maker labels stick to toothbrushes? (tries it) what do ya know they do. but why would you do that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:53pm
  • ah, 4:50 here. I just got it. It's still fucking stupid though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Golden! 4:50 you're just dense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Maybe it's just one text from a whole back and forth conversation. OP could have used "the dad/mom" or names in a previous text. Maybe it's the husband's sibling that's staying over. It's funnier this way though, which is why they posted it this why.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:58pm
  • definitely sounds like it was written by a guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 6:46 is NOT a slut... no matter what you were thinking...she is sooo not a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:18am
  • 5:31 chill out I brake up relationships like all the time( always dating and not wed). I can't remeber the last time I was dating someone who was not someone elses gf. It's life, get with the gen-y mores!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:46pm
  • this dudes wife is either ver ycunning or way too anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:40pm
  • HAHA there is no such thing as passive aggressive, its just aggressive. and its FUNNY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:23pm