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  • 92 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:48pm

    I hope you're the babysitter.

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:02pm

    Maybe as an "I know you're sleeping with my husband" hint.

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:41pm

    What if it's the dad's friend or something staying overnight for whatever reason? It doesn't have to be a woman.

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:31pm

    i'm sure she's a fucking home wrecker. the way she's saying 'he' 'his wife' 'his daughter' if she was a babysitter she'd say 'the dad' 'the girl' 'the mom'. piece of shit. and really, why would you leave the toothbrush?? i'm sure the wife isn't dumb enough to think her daughter went and got a second one. maybe there's a history and the husband pretended he wasn't seeing her anymore [thus she knew the name?] sad.

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:54pm

    For obvious fucking reasons, 4:53(2)

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:14pm

    Need a weird voting button...

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:34pm

    ok ok ok .. i'm the OP.. the tooth brush was one of a guy friends of mine, no we're not sleeping together, but his wife believes we are, so when she found out I stayed the night after going to the bar with her hubby one night she decided to put my name on the toothbrush as a "slap in the face"....we thought it was funny

    • 30 77
      Submitted by briforce on Mar 18, 10 at 9:05am

      clarify next time mang, we all have whores on the mind

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:15pm

    This is either very considerate or very passive-aggressive. So which one is it???

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:53pm

    Lol.. What a smarmy and fabulous way to let that bitch know!

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:25pm

    Dear TFLN, when I visit this website I expect to read, laugh, and carry on..not play fucking nancy drew trying to decode these..

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:00pm

    I agree with 6:41. If you re-read it from that perspective it makes more sense. A guy would be more inclined to mention that it was purple and glittery, to emphasize the weirdness of having his name put on it.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:01pm

    No 4:57 NO I DONT WANT TO NOOOO D:

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:02pm

    i just hope this is a babysitter. and what the hell does OP mean!?

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:57pm

    and there is no 4:52. maybe you should sit this one out, 4:55

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:48pm

    wow so that sound fucked up

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:41am

    maybe they are into 3 ways and the wife could give a fuck less cause she gets cock hwerever she wants

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm

    i really hope you're a babysitter, nanny, (ect) or their relationship is going nowhere.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:49am

    weird voting button should be thumbs up with a knife.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:51pm

    if it was the guys friend who sent the text then he would have used names

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:48pm

    maybe she put poison on the toothbrush to kill u, and she put your name on it so u use it......

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:11pm

    Hell I would have just moved hers out and put mine where hers used to be!

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm

    Oops, I meant 4:52(1) :'(

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:17pm

    definitely passive-aggressive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:50pm

    this would be a good mad libs if you could replace toothbrush. im not twisted enought to go there but use ur imagination

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:50pm

    I've read this five times and I still don't understand what the fuck you're talking about, OP.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:02am

    Just a thought.. at no point does this text even say they hooked up... it could be a guy or a girl.. who just slept over or not even.. the whole text could just be their way of telling a friend that this guy's wife is anal and OCD...

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

    Veeeery passive-aggressive. You go, woman.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:05pm

    omg did anyone see the post from the OP? why are people still guessing?

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:40pm

    Maybe she has some toothbrush keeping man toys too? Maybe she doesn't mind the chick fucking her husband?

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

    wow i admiew that wife's level of passive aggressive bitchyness...

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:51pm

    Yeah, I want to know who the fuck OP is to the family..it's a bit odd..

  • 33 46
    Submitted by mlecir on Jun 20, 11 at 4:56pm

    Awk.....

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:18pm

    8:02 OP=Original Poster. It's the person who sent the text.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:03pm

    This is actually funny, if in context, the girl is just a random girl the hubby fucks.

  • 22 29
    Submitted by princessfrogley on Apr 6, 12 at 8:21am

    Remind me again why everyone gets so defensive over a plausibly fake text message? \nIt's a website for laughs. Give it a try sometimes. Besides OP clarified the text for everyone.

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:17pm

    What a hilarious text from last night! I bet you wish you never sent that one OP!

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:00pm

    Or they could be Poly

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:28pm

    even better if the OP is a dude! :D

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:12pm

    Yeah, you show her whos boss!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:44am

    He's fuckin this chick cause his wife's a dumb fat lazy cunt and doesn't want to fuck her anyways.

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:52pm

    clearly 5:31 husband/boyfriend/etc. cheated on her- she's probably ugly anyways!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:56pm

    FUCK 4:53, i fail at life. i'll go cut my wrists now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:08pm

    It's obvious she's the other girl and it's obvious she's awesome. If only my bf's wife did considerate stuff like that for me :)

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:52pm

    Hahahahahahah. That was me.

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:04pm

    how is this a bad night? I think it's hilarious

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:43pm

    definitely sounds like it was written by a guy...

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:58pm

    6:45/46 whatever, that's not something to be proud of.

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:15am

    actually 6:52 i'm happy to say no mans ever cheated on me, i've never cheated on them, i'm fucked regularly by my sexy bioyfriend and my ass is as perky as a ten year old boys. oh and unlike you i have a personality. not to mention dignity because from your defensive response i can suppose that you yourself are a cheating cunt. cheers. -5:31

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:21pm

    Hahahahah this is what my dad does for My twelve year old frends :) Oh yeah. I'm 12

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:22pm

    i'm sure it's something simple, but out of context, it sounds really dirty, hahaha!

  • 47 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:32pm

    Remember 4:56, down the lane not across the street.

  • 39 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:58pm

    Maybe it's just one text from a whole back and forth conversation. OP could have used "the dad/mom" or names in a previous text. Maybe it's the husband's sibling that's staying over. It's funnier this way though, which is why they posted it this why.

  • 44 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:48am

    The lable said "WHORE"

  • 44 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:34pm

    Thanks, 5:32, I'll remember that. -4:56

  • 37 81
    Submitted by AprilMay62 on Apr 29, 10 at 3:41am

    Awwwwkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrddddd........

  • 38 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:08am

    8:02, if his wife was anal he wouldn't be boning the babysitter.

  • 43 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:53pm

    Golden! 4:50 you're just dense.

  • 40 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    ah, 4:50 here. I just got it. It's still fucking stupid though.

  • 38 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:53pm

    label maker labels stick to toothbrushes? (tries it) what do ya know they do. but why would you do that?

  • 36 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:47pm

    Thank you southern VA for showing how Hick you are

  • 39 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:23pm

    HAHA there is no such thing as passive aggressive, its just aggressive. and its FUNNY!

  • 35 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:18am

    6:46 is NOT a slut... no matter what you were thinking...she is sooo not a whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:46pm

    5:31 chill out I brake up relationships like all the time( always dating and not wed). I can't remeber the last time I was dating someone who was not someone elses gf. It's life, get with the gen-y mores!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:11am

    Thanks for clearing it up OP. I was very upset when I read this... b/c it breaks every rule a good whore should follow. Since there was no sex, no broken rules. I see the humor now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:40pm

    this dudes wife is either ver ycunning or way too anal.