to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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