Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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