Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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