Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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