Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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