Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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No Katy, I don't. Shut the fuck up.
How did this even make it on the site? I've submitted so many good texts and they never made it. And then I see this. I feel cheated :(
One time I woke up feeling like P-Diddy. It was terrible. I had to "sample" someone else's entire song just to get it out of my system.
You bought the snake, didn't you?
yeah i do when i feel like Beavis
^^... Texas that made me laugh more than any text today! :)