If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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