I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
