I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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