used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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