I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I just saw a hot homeless man
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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