I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.