he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im six kinds of drunk right now
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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