And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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