You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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