Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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