Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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